He also claims they have no vision, no plan and no money - a corset-bursting pots-andkettles line from a board whose governance has sploshed away tens of millions to move them the square root of nowhere.
An extra hour in bed would be worth alottery win but I think it's more likely to be a cup of tea sploshed over me, a piece of jammy toast tossed jammy side down on the duvet and every flower in the garden systematically culled and presented to me in a bucket.
Ms Kirimi skipping around the stage with a Scottish accent sweeping up revolting melon leftovers (sploshed around during the magic banquet) or flirting with Prospero is often an irritation and does little to rid us of the memory of Scott Handy's bewitching interpretation of the part a few seasons ago.
SOUTH Africans Retief Goosen and Ernie Els sploshed their way through the puddles and onto the heels of overnight leader Vijay Singh at the Masters today.